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“Let’s hug it out, bitch!”
– Ari Gold
“Hey! They drive that way in Tiananmen Square bitch?!”
– Ari Gold
“We are gonna get drunk with Russell Crowe and we’re gonna head-butt some goddamn kangaroos
” – Ari Gold
“His tears will basically act as the lubricant”
- Johnny Drama
“Fuckin art man. Fuck fuckin art. What are we. Come on.”
– Turtle
Turtle: I thought he quit?
Johnny Drama: Cigarettes, not pussy.
Johnny Drama: “I’d take it in the ass for an Oscar.”
Turtle: “You’d take it in the ass for a guest spot on the Hugheleys!”
“Oh yeah? You two crossed swords during your threesome… accident?”
– Eric ‘E’ Murphy
“Yeah, but I begged my GIRLFRIEND, Turtle… not some $40 hooker who declined my mother’s credit card.”
– Eric ‘E’ Murphy
Turtle: This is where you should be living, Vince. In a kingdom, like a prince.
Eric: Don’t you mean in a kingdom like a king, you idiot?
Vince: Nah, E. Everyone wants to kill the king. But the prince, he just sails along telling all the ladies, “One day I’m gonna be king.”
10 Comments
September 26, 2008 at 5:30 am
A great quote, and one of my favorites!
“Your Fired, and in case your ears are fucked, GET THE FUCK OUT”
October 27, 2008 at 4:34 pm
one of my new favorites is definitely.
The photo shoot guy, “I’m not gay, i just like to suck cock.”
October 28, 2008 at 8:05 pm
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October 29, 2008 at 6:52 am
My Fav one of Ari is:
“Josh F*cking Weinstein… I would rather let Vinni f*ck my wife”
November 10, 2008 at 7:16 pm
The best one of the season has to be from “Pie” when Drama was like “Remind he got molested in Sleepers. It will throw him off.”
November 11, 2008 at 8:27 pm
One of the best quotes from Shauna when Drama is trying to buy the run-down apartment before he gets the nice one.
“Are you retarded Drama? No brother of Vincent Chase is going to live like a transient crack whore!”
November 25, 2008 at 8:38 pm
My favourite quote is from drama whan he says “no mean is when I made (whats her name) ride home after I ass fucked her.”
November 25, 2008 at 8:39 pm
…her bicycle …
November 29, 2008 at 5:03 pm
Turtle: “what are we doing here?”
Drama: “I’m gonna golf and your gonna caddy, hit the lights”
“9 iron”
Turtle: “wait the maz really?”
Drama: “it is really nice” – turns an smokes the benz and throws a gutted fish on the hood
Turtle: “what are you the godfather”
Drama: “No I’m just reminding him that Aquaman is back”
December 6, 2008 at 11:26 pm
My favorite Ari line….season 2.
Ari: What the FUCK are you wearing?
Lloyd: I’m trying out new looks. This is my Andre 3000 look, do you like it?
Ari: No, you look like fucking Michelle Kwan in drag. Now go do a triple axel back to your fucking desk and call Dana Gordon.